So, for all you rock paper scissors fans out there, have you ever wanted to play but had nobody around willing? It can be a rough life when all you want to do is rock paper scissors your time away but have nobody to play with.
Well, now thanks to a few amazing and wonderful people, the game of rock paper scissors has been transformed and is now available in solitare format! Thats right, the game you know and love can now be played all alone! One catch though, the scissors are broken, so long live the lobster!
Okay, so until today I liked my job. Now I don’t. Why don’t I like my job anymore? Well, I discovered I can make way more money at a far better job… well, I would need some practice. I am also willing to bet that all red blooded (straight) men out there would also LOVE this other job.
So men, what do you say? Interested? What if I said you could make $2000 a day painting art onto nude, and gorgeous, carnival models? Oh ya, I thought that would get your attention.
Artist Betto Almeida does just this, painting naked women… literally (as it putting the paint onto the naked women, not painting a picture of a naked woman). He does this all day long and earns $2000 to do it – heck, I’d do it for free – if my wife wouldnt mind…
Okay, I am not an American, but I do know that there are 50 US States. (Aren’t there?). Just the other day I was writing about how Americans know next to nothing about Canadian Geography, so why is it possible that I, a Canadian, know something about US geography that even US President Barack Obama Doesnt know?
Here in this video, he claims to have visited 57 US States… Hmm… 57?
(Now I realize that this is an old video, it isnt exactly fresh news, but today was the first time I had seen it.)
(To be fair, I think he meant to say 47 States, but hes a politician, and everyone points this kinda stuff out – don’t they?)
Wow, this Virg Bernero guy seems a little crazy when watching this video clip – Not only does he lash out at the Fox News anchor, he doesn’t even answer the questions that are asked – its like he’s in his own little world. He seems to have an agenda that he wants to talk about and doesn’t care about the irrelevance to the particular questions.
So you have decided to live a life of crime – stealing cars, mugging people, armed robbery, and all that bad stuff. Whats the best way to escape being busted by the police? Well, you may think it’s turning yourself into a Goat, but the police are onto that trick – at least in Nigeria.
When I read this story I was sure it was direct from the presses over at the Onion, but after seeing it at Reuters and Yahoo News, I suspect ths story is true – sorta.
You can read the full story over at Yahoo News, but the jist of it is that a group of vigilantes hauled a goat into a police station in Nigeria claiming it was an armed robber who turned himself into a goat to escape arrest after attempting to steal a Mazda 323.
Apparently this goat is still in police custody – yet another reason I am glad to be Canadian.
So we are sitting here watching American Idol, and we realized something – Ryan Secrest is super short. But how tall is he? He “claims” to be 5’9, but we think thats a load of bull – SO, how tall do you think he is? Take my poll and tell me what you think? (As for the 1’11″, I got that figure from a response that some put over at Yahoo Answers claiming that he Seacrest is a leprechaun – he may be right, so I included it here