Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer..

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones(hops contain Phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period..

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

This is wrong. So So So wrong. Its wrong on many many levels.

And yet, it is still very very funny. Well, at least I thought it was funny…

So funny. If you like making fun of Vince, the Sham Wow and Slap Chop guy, then you’ll like this. Very funny.

Not really sure what to say about this one. Not sure what to think about it either. Its kinda funny, you might get a kick out of it. If you don’t, well, sorry, I will try harder next time I post something.

My wife and I started watching the latest season of Amazing Race a little late, with yesterdays second episode of the season.

One thing that I picked up rather quickly is the frequency of the cowboys and the use of the phrase “Oh My Gravy”. I think this would make for a great drinking game.

From now on whenever you hear the cowboys says “Oh My Gravy” Take a shot of whiskey. I dare you…. If you do, though, be warned, you may have to call in sick (or hungover) to work for Monday morning.

Pee Wee Herman get’s an iPad! Very funny stuff…

My friend Bill sent me this joke this morning, I got a kick out of it – hope you do too.

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A young Chinese couple gets married.. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. ‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting – juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her….

You want………Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?

Keep checking back, here are the up-to-date official medal counts for the 2010 Winter Olympics.

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