A few years ago I created a website, pootick.com, which showcased a vast amount of rather crude MS “paint”-style artwork that a friend and I had MSN’d back and fourth.

This artwork was often very crude and sexually disturbing in nature and I eventually took down the website. Sometimes I wish I kept it up as it was a bit on the funny side, at least to a select few, but really when it comes down to it, the stuff posted there was largely inappropriate.

The following are a couple images sent around today. My friend stated “That’s “PooTick Blog” Material, and due to its “tameness” (if you can call that a word) in nature, I have decided to post a couple here just for fun.


The first started when my buddy called me an “ass face” and sent over this image: ass-face

Not to be outdone, I took this one big step forward. While my “no, you’re an ass face” textual response was somewhat lame, the image took it to the next level:

ass-face2Note the face of the stick man is on the ass of the ass. I got a chuckle out of this.


The next couple are a bit crude, but not too too bad.

I am just getting over a nasty cold, and have been coughing up some nasty phlegm the past couple days. I mentioned this to a co-worker of mine and she was disgusted. I then went on to say (as a bad joke of course) that I should save it all, bottle it, and give it to her as her gag-gift at the Christmas staff party later this week.

She was disgusted by the concept (and who wouldn’t be) so I took it to the next level and sent her the following images (which caused her to start ignoring me):

phlegm

phlegm2

Its not that bad is it? Perhaps. I still get a bit of a kick out of it though – a bit of childhood innocense where even the most immature things can still be funny. I’ll grow up some day, after all I need to set a good example for my daughter.

(If you find these types of images to be funny and enjoy them, please drop me a comment and let me know. I have no immediate intention of making them a regular occurance on this blog, but if enough people want them I may consider it)