This is an old clip form The Hour, with 10 Questions for the Trailer Park Boys. Pretty funny if you like this kinda stuff. If you are offended easily, you may want to skip this video though.
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer..
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones(hops contain Phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period..
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
So funny. If you like making fun of Vince, the Sham Wow and Slap Chop guy, then you’ll like this. Very funny.
Not really sure what to say about this one. Not sure what to think about it either. Its kinda funny, you might get a kick out of it. If you don’t, well, sorry, I will try harder next time I post something.
I work from home. Don’t make fun of me, but on my lunch breaks I used to leave my desk, walk to the kitchen, prepare lunch, and go plop down on the couch and watch Judge Judy. Yes, Judge Judy.
But I am largely recovered. Lately Instead I have been plopping down on the couch with my laptop and tuning into TED.com. I hadn’t realized how many interesting videos there were here. Some hilarious, some informative, but most very entertaining.
Today while eating my pancakes, (yes I had pancakes for lunch), I tuned into this great video about a 4am conspiracy. Very well done, very well thought out, and very funny. Definitely worth the 9 minutes to watch it!
Enjoy!
There are a lot of funny emails that circulate, and they often find their way back time and time again.
Today I received one such email from my friend, I’ll call him … Bill, cause thats his name. This email is about questions people have asked about Canada and were originally posted on some official international tourism website, (according to the email). Supposedly the questions are real, but the answers were intended to be a joke. I am not sure how true any of this is, but regardless, the Q and A below is still an entertaining read.
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto – can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: No, but you’d better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North….oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don’t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It’s called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
A few years ago my wife came home with a Wii. I was quite surprised considering she has never been much of a fan of video games – but I was certainly also quite pleased.
Lately we have been quite into playing Wii fit – its amazing how much exercise one can get playing with his Wii (get your minds out of the gutter… actually, on second thought, get those minds into the gutter and watch this skit starring Alec Baldwin from Saturday Night Live!)
Saw this video and thought it was great. Quite funny. I haven’t seen Avatar yet, but I think this Thelma and Louise Sequel was quite well done and entertaining. Check it out!
Years ago, sometime around 1999 or there abouts, I was driving in my kick-ass 1979 Datsun 280zx. (I loved that car). I was with my buddy Jason and we were driving down the Dyke road (connecting Courtenay with Comox). We were listening to the following, and I had to pull over – I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn’t see. Good times.
This is probably the best version of the “12 days” that has ever existed in the history of the world.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
A few years ago I created a website, pootick.com, which showcased a vast amount of rather crude MS “paint”-style artwork that a friend and I had MSN’d back and fourth.
This artwork was often very crude and sexually disturbing in nature and I eventually took down the website. Sometimes I wish I kept it up as it was a bit on the funny side, at least to a select few, but really when it comes down to it, the stuff posted there was largely inappropriate.
The following are a couple images sent around today. My friend stated “That’s “PooTick Blog” Material, and due to its “tameness” (if you can call that a word) in nature, I have decided to post a couple here just for fun.
Not to be outdone, I took this one big step forward. While my “no, you’re an ass face” textual response was somewhat lame, the image took it to the next level:
Note the face of the stick man is on the ass of the ass. I got a chuckle out of this.
I am just getting over a nasty cold, and have been coughing up some nasty phlegm the past couple days. I mentioned this to a co-worker of mine and she was disgusted. I then went on to say (as a bad joke of course) that I should save it all, bottle it, and give it to her as her gag-gift at the Christmas staff party later this week.
She was disgusted by the concept (and who wouldn’t be) so I took it to the next level and sent her the following images (which caused her to start ignoring me):
Its not that bad is it? Perhaps. I still get a bit of a kick out of it though – a bit of childhood innocense where even the most immature things can still be funny. I’ll grow up some day, after all I need to set a good example for my daughter.
(If you find these types of images to be funny and enjoy them, please drop me a comment and let me know. I have no immediate intention of making them a regular occurance on this blog, but if enough people want them I may consider it)
