This is too funny not to watch!

Gotta see this old, but funny BBC sketch with Hugh Laurie.

Enjoy!

Had never seen these before, hilarious!

I never really watched Kids in the Hall back in the day, but they really did come up with some funny stuff

Got this in an email forward a ways back, and just stumbled on it again, figured I would share with anyone who wants to have a bit of a laugh.

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
50 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes..

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in 9th grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she’s 18.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F… Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time..’
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh i it…’

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

Saw this video today. Funny stuff! Games invading real life and getting points for everything

This is an old clip form The Hour, with 10 Questions for the Trailer Park Boys. Pretty funny if you like this kinda stuff. If you are offended easily, you may want to skip this video though.

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer..

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones(hops contain Phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period..

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

So funny. If you like making fun of Vince, the Sham Wow and Slap Chop guy, then you’ll like this. Very funny.

Not really sure what to say about this one. Not sure what to think about it either. Its kinda funny, you might get a kick out of it. If you don’t, well, sorry, I will try harder next time I post something.

I work from home. Don’t make fun of me, but on my lunch breaks I used to leave my desk, walk to the kitchen, prepare lunch, and go plop down on the couch and watch Judge Judy. Yes, Judge Judy.

But I am largely recovered. Lately Instead I have been plopping down on the couch with my laptop and tuning into TED.com. I hadn’t realized how many interesting videos there were here. Some hilarious, some informative, but most very entertaining.

Today while eating my pancakes, (yes I had pancakes for lunch), I tuned into this great video about a 4am conspiracy. Very well done, very well thought out, and very funny. Definitely worth the 9 minutes to watch it!

Enjoy!

The title of this post really says it all, and I could just leave it at that. Pooping does make you smarter.

What? You want an explanation?

Alright, for those of you who think I am crazy, here is why I believe that.

Most men… scrap that… all men read while they, well, poop. At least I know I do. I live in British Columbia, and the Province sends out a free health guide with answers to common health questions. For some reason our health guide wound up in the bathroom, and, naturally, I decided to read a bit of it every time I – well, you know.

I joked with my wife that I was learning to be a doctor, and during the next several “sessions” I actually found my self learning things about various medical issues that I had not known before. Would I have ever read that medical guide otherwise? Probably not, unless I needed it to look up a specific rash or something.

I am also a big fan of Discover Magazine. The magazine is far more technical than my brain can digest, but I still manage to learn things every time I take the throne – and yes, that’s pretty much the only place I read it. I learn something every time. It’s no wonder many people call it the library.

So you can see, that by my own personal experience, I have proven that pooping does in fact make you smarter! You simply don’t need any more proof than that.

Earlier today a friend of mine sent me a news story, which sparked this entire article. In the story a specific company was mentioned. Normally I would have never heard about them, but I recalled the exact moment I read of their existence. I was reading a magazine, while, you guessed it, doing my business. In that instance I was away on a short holiday and was staying in a hotel, but for some reason, the name of that business, and how I heard of it stuck with me. Apparently there must be a connection between pooping and memory as well.

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