I had never heard of this guy before. Then the other night he was on Jimmy Kimmel and my wife and I were laughing so hard we were crying.

Below are a few clips I found of his standup on YouTube. NOTE: They are NOT family friendly, and Possibly not office friendly either (depending on where you work!)

Do not watch if you are easily offended!

I have to say that Donald Trump is amusing. He seems a bit crazy, but it allows for some great laughs for late night talk shows. I love his reaction when Obama’s birth certificate surfaced “I am really proud of myself”. Really? You should feel stupid Mr. Trump. You pushed so hard, you were so determined that Obama was not born in the US – you were proven wrong, and as a result you are proud of yourself? I think admitting you were wrong would be the more noble approach.

I would like to see your birth certificate. I am certain you were not born in the US. Your hair is proof that you are a Muppet, born in Fraggle Rock. Here is photographic evidence:

I think the birth certificate of yours that is circulating around is a fake. I have sent some private investigators to Fraggle Rock to investigage – I sent one to Sesame street also just to be sure.

Mr. Trump, If you do run for president, My originally reaction was that it would be a terrible mistake for Americans to vote for you – then I thought to my self, I am not American – and IF you were president, it would offer substantial comedic fodder for Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno.

So what the heck, the world is a screwed up place, may as well have fun with it.

Saw this on Failblog this evening. Funny stuff Thought I would share:

There is something about this Ze Frank Ted talk that is not only very interesting, but very inspirational in a round about way.  Definitely worth a watch, you’ll be glad you did.

This is really funny… and disturbing…

This is too funny not to watch!

Gotta see this old, but funny BBC sketch with Hugh Laurie.

Enjoy!

Had never seen these before, hilarious!

I never really watched Kids in the Hall back in the day, but they really did come up with some funny stuff

Got this in an email forward a ways back, and just stumbled on it again, figured I would share with anyone who wants to have a bit of a laugh.

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
50 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes..

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in 9th grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she’s 18.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F… Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time..’
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh i it…’

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

Saw this video today. Funny stuff! Games invading real life and getting points for everything

This is an old clip form The Hour, with 10 Questions for the Trailer Park Boys. Pretty funny if you like this kinda stuff. If you are offended easily, you may want to skip this video though.